




Crazy Girl Chapter 1
An 18 year old Amy Rose ran down the Main Street in Mobius, Piko-Piko hammer in hand. Her feet flew across
the pavement as she ran toward the church. The streets were empty because everyone was in the church
attending a wedding. Her Sonic's wedding. Her lungs ached and there was a stitch in her side, but she would
not stop. Sonic was marrying Princess Sally Acorn. She needed nothing but her eyes to see that Sally was NOT worthy
of her Sonic.
When she reached the church doors, she could hear Father Jameson announce, "If anyone should object that
this squirrel and this hedgehog should not be wed, speak now, or forever hold your peace..."
Amy did not even have time to catch her breath. She brought her hammer back, and swumg it forward with great speed. The doors flew open and she took a flying leap inside.
"I object!"
The silence that followed was painful. Sally, who was in a white mini-dress without a vail, glared daggers at the
pink hedgehog. Sonic looked confusedly at Amy. Then, to her relief, he stepped off the podium.
Sally grabbed his arm and said menacingly through gritted teeth,"You will stay on this stage. You will marry me. And you will become king... or else."
"Or else what, Sal?" Sonic asked, unimpressed. Sally smiled an evil, sickly sweet smile, and secretly showed him
a pistol beneath her short dress. She leaned forward and whispered, "Or that brat will take it between the eyes.
I came prepared."
Sonic didn't know what she meant by "I came prepared", but he knew that Amy could be in great danger.
The thought of a bullit through her pink head set his teeth on edge. So, now he had to ad-lib it. Marry Sally
and save Amy's life... or... wait- when did he ever ask Sally to marry him? He went back in his mind and sorted through his memories, but nothing about a marrige proposal came up. But there it was, a diamond ring on
Sally's finger. This puzzled him greatly.
What could he do? He didn't love Sally. He... didn't really know love at all right now. Sonic's gaze swept over
the croud. Most were shifting uncomfortably in their seats. Sonic looked at Amy. She was in the middle of the
red carpeted isle on her knees, breathing in gasps. She looked into his eyes pleadingly. Her grip tightened on her
Piko-Piko hammer. Her cheeks were flushed prettily, her chest rising and falling with her breath. His heart melted when she looked back down at her knees.
"Sally... I can't marry you," he said. She turned red with anger.
"Well," she shrieked, "then I guess she won't live, either!" She pulled the gun out. Soon, everyone had seen
the pistol and began to run. Father Jameson closed his bible with a 'snap'. He looked furious.
"Now, that is enough, Sally Alisha Acorn!" though he looked a bit frightened. Sally laughed maliciously.
"It will never be enough, old man!"
After that, all hell broke loose. Sally fired once, and that was enough to get Sonic riled. The only thought that flashed through his mind was that he had to protect Amy. He ran to her side and shielded her with his body.
Animals were rushing past in a blur. Screams erupted around the two hedgehogs.
"Amy," Sonic said in her ear," I want you to know that... I... love you!"
Tears were running down her furry cheeks.
"I know," she whispered.
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Futuristic Love Chapter 2
22 year old Amy Rose and her husband, 25 year old Sonic the Hedgehog walked through Mobius, hand in hand. They passed stores, restauraunts, cottages, and the Palace on their way to the doctor's. Amy had been feeling kind of squeemish lately.
When they got to Dr.Isha's office, they met Rouge and Knuckles on the way in. Rouge was holding the hands of their two 4 year old twins, Ruby and Sapphire's, hands. Knuckles had their 2 year old son, Petr, in one arm. His other arm was otherwise preoccupied around Rouge's waist.
"Hi, Amy! Hi, Sonic!" cried Sapphire and Ruby in unison.
"Hi, guys!" Amy chirped happily as they went through the door.
The automatic door shut behind them with a snap. Sonic went to register Amy in while she sat down in the waiting room chair. She plucked the most recent MOBIUS TODAY magazine from the table in front of her. Sonic and Amy no longer lived in the city. They lived in the country, away fom their past, and Sally. Their lives had gone much better since the move 7 months ago.They only got 1 magazine; COUPLES: COUNTRY LIVIN'.
A particular article caught the pink hedgehog's eye.
SALLY ACORN: A PEOPLE'S PRINCESS? by Deny Roje
Our top reporters picked up some heavy
tips on the doings of the heir of the Acorn
throne. After her crashed wedding 5 years
ago, Princess Sally Alisha Acorn has become
lesss and less of a role-model. Most Mobians
are on Amy Rose's(the official wedding crasher)
side. Others think that the world renound hero,
Sonic the Hedgehog, would make an excellent
king for Mobius. Some have witnessed our
Princess becoming intoxicated with both
liquid and dry forms, making deals with the
Outlanders as an effect of these abused
chemicals. All we can do now is ask our
fellow Mobians to brace themselves, for
war is at our fingertips.
After Amy read the article she felt a chill run up and down her spine. 'So it has come to this,' Amy thought. Sonic came over and put his arm around her. Amy looked up and showed him the article. His emerald green eyes widened increasingly. Then he voiced her thoughts very angrily.
"Sal has gone way too far," he said bitterly. Amy cooed to him softly, making him grin like a fool. She was soon called in by the nurse.
"I'll be back soon. Don't get too riled up, okay?"
When the door closed behind her, Sonic called Tails. After a brief chat, Sonic hung up and browsed through the pics on his cell. He smiled as he saw pics of himself and Amy on the beach, Knuckles, Tails, and the rest of his friends. After a bit, he heard the door open and a dazed Amy walked through with the assistance from Dr.Isha.
"Can we go, Doc?" Sonic asked the swan. She nodded and they left.
Amy was still in a daze, so Sonic picked her up and in about five minutes, they were in their country home, which was about 30 miles from the city, but it was still in Mobius. Amy had recovered a bit and turned to face her true love.
"S-Sonic..." she whispered,"we... we're going to... I'm pregnant."
Sonic's jaw dropped about 2 feet. Amy smiled shyly at him. She leaned forward and brushed his lips with hers. He snapped back to reality with this gesture and pulled her closer. They pulled apart and Sonic brushed a hair from Amy's forehead. She leaned over and rested her head on Sonic's shoulder. He draped his arm around her shoulders and stroked her quills.
"So," he whispered lovingly, "do we know what it's going to be?"
She snuggled deeper into his neck.
"Twins."
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Two Plus Two Chapter 3
22 year old Amy Rose had just told the love of her life, and husband, Sonic the Hedgehog, that she was pregnant. You can imagine how Sonic took the news. First, he looked at his wife's face, with his jaw dropping lower than possible. Then he ran his hands through her quills, his eyes wider than possible. Then he kissed her adoringly,
and thought about what it would be like to be a father. He right then and there decided to be the best father he could be.
He then worded this to Amy and she said "I have no doubt in my mind that you will be a spectacular father to
all the children we'll have. We'll see for sure in a few months."
The next few days consisted of calling friends, and relatives, and friends and relatives screaming disbelief, especially (well, ONLY) the girls.
8 months later.............
After being showered with gifts and visits from parents, it was finally time. It all started at 3 o' clock on an
August morning. Sonic rushed Amy to the hospital.
"Hi, we have a reserved room for my wife, Amy Rose Hedgehog." Sonic exclaimed to an old feline receptionist.
The cat scanned through the computer in front of her and said "3rd floor, room number 347."
Amy smiled and greeted the old cat and said "Beautiful morning, isn't it, Joyce?"
The feline looked up and smiled. "Good luck and congratulations, Rosie."
Sonic looked through this reunion with impatience. "Come on, Amz.'' Sonic said, tugging on her hand like a child.
They walked to the elevator and went to the room. Once Amy had gotten settled, the doctor came in.
She was followed by Cream, Rouge, Knuckles, and their children.
Sonic smiled sheepishly at a bewildered pink hedgehog. "I called them when you were getting ready for the
hospital."
Amy turned to her lover and said, "But it was 3 a.m.!"
Rouge assured her that they wouldn't have missed this for the world.
"Even if it IS 3 o' clock in the morning.'' Knuckles growled, sleepily.
Rouge flicked his ear and he yelped.
Now, 18 year old Cream said, "Tails had to travel somewhere last night, but he'll be back this afternoon."
Well, this afternoon happened and all that came were the babies. Yes, BABIES!!! They had twins. After looking at them, months of names flew out of their minds except 2. One was a girl and one was a boy. They were both purple. Knuckles said jokingly that that was what happened when pink and blue collide. They named their twins Emmiline and Roderic, Emm and Rod for short. And everything was wonderful. For now......
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Unsheltered Past Chapter 4
Amy, while breastfeeding her 1 month old twin babies, Emmiline and Roderic, Sonic was having his usual breakfast of toast with cream cheese and apple butter. Amy was having the same. Sonic was looking through their newest copy of COUPLES: COUNTRY LIVIN'. He was scanning page after page until he found something interesting.
He finally did. One particular article caught his eye:
MEMORY CONTEST
OUR SEPTEMBER CONTEST IS: WHAT IS YOUR MEMORY?
TELL US YOUR FAVORITE MEMORY AND REMEMBER-
TELL US IN DETAIL! MANY ENTRIES WILL BE PLACED IN
OUR JANUARY ISSUE. YOU COULD ALSO WIN A PRIZE.
PRIZES INCLUDE; T-SHIRT, POSTER, MUG SET, 20$,
AND A COUPLE OF HOUND DOG PUPPIES. PLEASE
SEND ENTRY TO.......
Sonic looked at his pink lover and said
''Hey, Amz, didja see this bit?"
Amy looked up from Emmiline and to the magazine.
"Yeah, babe, I saw it two days ago." she said cheerfully. Then they started to remember.
"I remember when we first met." Amy said. ''You were 6 and I was 5. You went running around and rammed straight into me.
You started babbling apologies while I was happy you had run into me, cause you were so damn cute!"
Then, she stood up and put her dishes away, handing Rod and Emm to him.
"After you ran away again, I kept trying to get in your way. I was sooooooooo pathetic." she admitted.
Sonic laughed. ''I noticed.'' Now, it was Amy's turn to laugh.
''From that moment on, I knew I loved you.'' Sonic nodded and told her the same.
"Why did you wait 13 years to tell me, then?" Amy asked, skeptically.
Sonic blushed “Because I was shy. You were so out there in the open about how you felt about me, and I was
a guy dating a freakin' squirrel princess! It was kinda tough."
Amy sighed, and then looked up happily. "But I got you in the end, Sonikku!"
Sonic put the babies in their carriage, and went over and put his arms around Amy. "That's right,'' he whispered.
Then they kissed. It took about 5 minutes until they surfaced, but to them it was much too soon.
"I love you, babe.'' Sonic whispered in her ear. Their emerald eyes met. "More than you'll ever know."
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Palace of Lies Chapter 5
23 year old Princess Sally Alisha Acorn paced through her room. She had just read a disturbing, but true, article
in her magazine, WHO RULES? In that article she had found a blurred photo of herself in a scarlet cape, talking
to her boyfriend, the Overland Marshall, Nick Hientz. He was actually only 1 of her boyfriends, the little prick.
She had read the article in MOBIAN TIMES and MOBIUS TODAY and even in EDITHANN. The &!*<# should have guessed that it would be in a magazine that just puts in articles about the surrounding royal families. The squirrel princess jumped into her bed and pondered her life so far and what she had done to deserve this. The sky had grown dark some time ago. She turned her head to look at the clock which said 10:37. She made sure it was correct, then she turned off her radio and waited. As expected, there was a knock on the door.
"My princess?" inquired a French voice.
"Come in, Antoine," Sally said fake sweetly.
The coyote walked into the room with a sly grin and asked, "Are you ready, my princess?"
Sally returned the grin and said, "So ready, Ant!"
What happened next disgusts me more than many things could, so I will not describe it. Let's just say what happened did not help her attitude any better. After about ten minutes, the squirrel and the coyote put their
clothes back on, and Sally showed Antoine the article and
he cringed.
"I'm so sorry, my princess. I feel responsible."
Sally then angrily said "You ARE responsible!!! If you had stopped that brat hedgehog from bursting in on
MY wedding.........."
And more angry words happened and many curses and cusses until an already retreating Antoine squeaked
a protest which really set the princess off. The beaten coyote slipped out the door and Sally jumped into her bed again and decided to cool off. After all, she needed Ant. He was so much better at making out than Nick or Grady
or Ashton. But not better than Sonic. The only time they had kissed was when Sally had put a love potion in the
chili for his chili dog. It was fantastic. Sally did not know that Sonic and Amy were married or where they lived, which was definitely a good thing. She would find out soon enough, though. Much, much too soon.
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Written by: Dragonmist
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